sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

(Source: fadedtimes, via indulging-inaccuracy)

If this post reaches 10k I’ll remove everything that I self harm with

our-small-fangirl-world:

gerxonimo:

It’ll never reach there anyway… so i have nothing to worry about

Please, guys, help gerxonimo out, please? It’s incredibly hard to stop self harming, trust me. Whether its a blade, lighter, toothbrush (I used to use it to help me puke), rock (I used it to make me bruise), or any other thing, IT IS HARD! Please, please, please help.

(via chrisevansmorelikedoritoman)

isozyme:

First a Darling, Then a Marvel
(20648 words) by isozyme
Fandom: Pacific Rim (2013)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Newton Geiszler/Hermann Gottlieb
Characters: Hermann Gottlieb, Newton Geiszler
Additional Tags: Science, Biology, Post-Canon, Mild Sexual Content
Summary:

Newt runs a simulation given three constraints:

1: Newt wants to clone a kaiju
2: Hermann does not want Newt to clone a kaiju
3: Newt is going to clone a kaiju anyway

Hey guys I finished my monster Pacific Rim Newt/Hermann science manifesto!  If you like obsessively true-to-life biological research and hopeless pining wrapped up in bickering and banter, this is the fic for you.

(via teacosyofrassilon)

crypticnymph:

the pacific rim au of legally blonde though:

elle woods trying to get into jaeger academy to win back warner.

"you got into jaeger academy?" "what, like it’s hard?"

elle woods being drift compatible with vivian.

elle falling for LOCCENT officer emmett.

elle and vivian piloting a jaeger called delta nu.

THE BEND AND SNAP AS A FIGHTING TECHNIQUE 

(via khelish)

catcaphony:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

let-me-fangirl-in-pieces:

angrysweaters:

Let me start off by showing you this wonderful tutorial for machine-sewing armsocks. It takes much less time and looks much much cleaner than the traditional method of sewing armsocks by hand! I have used this method 4 times now, and it works beautifully. (Note: Please read through the full tutorial there before reading the rest of this post)
This tutorial left me with many questions. The main one being: Where do I find tights to match my makeup? I didn’t want to bother with a UK seller, where I believe the tights in this tutorial are from (but don’t quote me on that). I would prefer a Chinese seller because they’re often cheaper. SInce I was recently entrusted with making several pairs of armsocks for others, I wanted something that worked well but wasn’t overly expensive. After much searching and ordering from several different sellers, I have found that by far these tights on eBay in #17 Gray are the most satisfactory. One pair of tights is only $5! Because there are so many different shades of grey out there, the color I use for my troll makeup is Ben Nye Character Base in CB-8 Ghoul Grey, bought at my local costume shop for only $6, and it matches these tights excellently, as seen above.

The first revision I did with this tutorial is a simple running stitch instead of using fabric chalk to “find” the cardboard cutout inside. I completely avoided doing the chalk impression of the cardboard cutout, because as you can imagine, drawing on stretchy fabric is infuriating. The other benefit of using the running stitch is that it will hold down the fabric and keep it from shifting too much while you’re sewing it down with the close machine stitch. Again, it’s because the fabric is stretchy and therefore harder to control. Note: Please use a small needle to tack down your tights around the cardboard. It will be less likely to make the tights run.
Next, instead of using clear nail polish, which can poke against the skin and feel rough, I recommend using Fray Check instead. It looks like this.

 You can find it pretty much anywhere that sells fabric, including Wal-Mart, and it only costs about $5. If you don’t know what Fray Check is, it’s a liquid that keeps fabrics from fraying, and is extremely useful if you come to a point where your tights begin to run (for example, if there are horizontal lines where the weaving is starting to come undone. This is not a big issue with these tights, as long as you’re careful and you use small needles). The fabric of these tights absorbs Fray Check well, and I recommend doing it on the stitching itself and maybe 1cm around it when the machine sewing has been done and the fabric trimmed (trim it closely to prevent bumps, but not so closely that the stitching will come undone).
While sewing my tights, I noticed that I was getting very itty bitty zigzags and misplacement of the needle in my stitches. As long as they are very small, DO NOT go back and try to fix them with your machine! You may end up catching the fabric and making matters much worse! I left them alone and finished up the armsocks, and wouldn’t you know it, you couldn’t even tell! If anything, after finishing the armsocks if you notice any issues, THEN go back with a small hand-sewing needle and get them a little more even.
Another thing to note: DO NOT use battery-powered pill shavers on armsocks! I wouldn’t even recommend a razor. The one time I attempted this, it took a small chunk of fabric with it! Just ignore it.
Lastly, it’s not so much a revision as it is something that should be noted, but use a small needle on your machine! It will be much less likely to pull the stretchy fabric (also note: I have noticed that Ball Point needles pull the fabric, so avoid those), and will give you a straighter line as a result.
Everything else in the tutorial seems to work well. The hot glue works just fine for gluing the nails on (I was lucky and got to use a low heat glue gun), they fit well. Etc etc.
EXTRA: If you noticed the stitching in the first picture of this post, DO NOT FRET. It is not very noticeable except for in extreme close-ups. Here are my pictures to prove it:



Nitpicky stuff: I would recommend pulling the fabric out from underneath your wrist and pinning it before you do the wrist stitch. I prefer having the wrist stitch under my wrist instead of on the side, because it’s much less noticeable (if you look closely at that last picture you can see my wrist stitch at the base of my palm). If you don’t have another set of hands to help you gently pull the fabric so you can pin it properly, use your toes to grab it! That’s what I did.
If you guys have any other questions regarding armsock construction that I did not answer here, please feel free to send me an ask!

ThANK YOU

BLESS YOUR SOUL DEAR JESUS

theawkwardesturtle this would make Hulkling 1000000x easier to put on.

catcaphony:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

let-me-fangirl-in-pieces:

angrysweaters:

Let me start off by showing you this wonderful tutorial for machine-sewing armsocks. It takes much less time and looks much much cleaner than the traditional method of sewing armsocks by hand! I have used this method 4 times now, and it works beautifully. (Note: Please read through the full tutorial there before reading the rest of this post)

This tutorial left me with many questions. The main one being: Where do I find tights to match my makeup? I didn’t want to bother with a UK seller, where I believe the tights in this tutorial are from (but don’t quote me on that). I would prefer a Chinese seller because they’re often cheaper. SInce I was recently entrusted with making several pairs of armsocks for others, I wanted something that worked well but wasn’t overly expensive. After much searching and ordering from several different sellers, I have found that by far these tights on eBay in #17 Gray are the most satisfactory. One pair of tights is only $5! Because there are so many different shades of grey out there, the color I use for my troll makeup is Ben Nye Character Base in CB-8 Ghoul Grey, bought at my local costume shop for only $6, and it matches these tights excellently, as seen above.

The first revision I did with this tutorial is a simple running stitch instead of using fabric chalk to “find” the cardboard cutout inside. I completely avoided doing the chalk impression of the cardboard cutout, because as you can imagine, drawing on stretchy fabric is infuriating. The other benefit of using the running stitch is that it will hold down the fabric and keep it from shifting too much while you’re sewing it down with the close machine stitch. Again, it’s because the fabric is stretchy and therefore harder to control. Note: Please use a small needle to tack down your tights around the cardboard. It will be less likely to make the tights run.

Next, instead of using clear nail polish, which can poke against the skin and feel rough, I recommend using Fray Check instead. It looks like this.

You can find it pretty much anywhere that sells fabric, including Wal-Mart, and it only costs about $5. If you don’t know what Fray Check is, it’s a liquid that keeps fabrics from fraying, and is extremely useful if you come to a point where your tights begin to run (for example, if there are horizontal lines where the weaving is starting to come undone. This is not a big issue with these tights, as long as you’re careful and you use small needles). The fabric of these tights absorbs Fray Check well, and I recommend doing it on the stitching itself and maybe 1cm around it when the machine sewing has been done and the fabric trimmed (trim it closely to prevent bumps, but not so closely that the stitching will come undone).

While sewing my tights, I noticed that I was getting very itty bitty zigzags and misplacement of the needle in my stitches. As long as they are very small, DO NOT go back and try to fix them with your machine! You may end up catching the fabric and making matters much worse! I left them alone and finished up the armsocks, and wouldn’t you know it, you couldn’t even tell! If anything, after finishing the armsocks if you notice any issues, THEN go back with a small hand-sewing needle and get them a little more even.

Another thing to note: DO NOT use battery-powered pill shavers on armsocks! I wouldn’t even recommend a razor. The one time I attempted this, it took a small chunk of fabric with it! Just ignore it.

Lastly, it’s not so much a revision as it is something that should be noted, but use a small needle on your machine! It will be much less likely to pull the stretchy fabric (also note: I have noticed that Ball Point needles pull the fabric, so avoid those), and will give you a straighter line as a result.

Everything else in the tutorial seems to work well. The hot glue works just fine for gluing the nails on (I was lucky and got to use a low heat glue gun), they fit well. Etc etc.

EXTRA: If you noticed the stitching in the first picture of this post, DO NOT FRET. It is not very noticeable except for in extreme close-ups. Here are my pictures to prove it:

Nitpicky stuff: I would recommend pulling the fabric out from underneath your wrist and pinning it before you do the wrist stitch. I prefer having the wrist stitch under my wrist instead of on the side, because it’s much less noticeable (if you look closely at that last picture you can see my wrist stitch at the base of my palm). If you don’t have another set of hands to help you gently pull the fabric so you can pin it properly, use your toes to grab it! That’s what I did.

If you guys have any other questions regarding armsock construction that I did not answer here, please feel free to send me an ask!

ThANK YOU

BLESS YOUR SOUL DEAR JESUS

theawkwardesturtle this would make Hulkling 1000000x easier to put on.

(Source: unicornjackedup, via waffleawful)

gaydicks420:

verygaygirlfriendfoxmulder:

gaydicks420:

gaydicks420:

new aesthetic: surreal pop punk

your shorts are glowing and are made of a material not known to this world. your vans die and regenerate every night. every band does covers of gregorian chants. your bangs extend into infinity.

fall out void

Abandon your mortal form and ascend to a higher plane! at the disco

(via genderpunks)

windowgarden:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


what if we all got paper lol

GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

ok so i reblogged this the other day and DELETED it because i was like “this is dumb i dont want this on my blog” and then i found $50 in my wallet. i have no idea how it got there. i check my wallet all the time, i never carry cash and i was starving at the end of last month, flat broke. REBLOGGING AGAIN 

windowgarden:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

ok so i reblogged this the other day and DELETED it because i was like “this is dumb i dont want this on my blog” and then i found $50 in my wallet. i have no idea how it got there. i check my wallet all the time, i never carry cash and i was starving at the end of last month, flat broke. REBLOGGING AGAIN 

(via hot-saucy)

harmsrps:

quinnierps:

Just pick a theme you like, a sidebar image you want, and then go to this website and it’ll give you a color scheme that’s nearly perf every time. It’s like super easy and it’s totally how I do all my schemes

*CRIES LOUDLY BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW THAT EXISTS*

(Source: starkurtrps, via punkfrobisher)

but what if Charles Xavier was trans

oprahnoodlemantra:

virtualtonks:

scottish vortex of charm

Always beware the Scottish vortex of charm.

(Source: mcavoys, via hackedmotionsensors)

br0k3n-dreamland:

LISTEN UP FUCKERS HERE’S A BUTT LOAD OF THINGS TO WATCH WHEN YOU ARE SICK
cold: get tissues, drink lots of water, get some cough lollies, oranges help too, get hot drinks, take a warm shower and have lots of rest :3vomit sick: gross.. jk jk, try not to eat foods that make you feel sick, keep a bucket by you and drink water :)) also try some medicine :))google it if you feel a different type of sick bc im not a doctor .-.
FUCKING SICK AS MARVEL MOVIESThe AvengersIron ManIron Man 2Iron Man 3ThorThor: The Dark WorldCaptain America: The First AvengerHulkThe Incredible HulkFantastic FourFantastic Four: Rise of the Silver SurferX-MenX2X-Men: The Last StandX-Men Origins: WolverineX-Men: First ClassThe WolverineBladeBlade IIBlade: TrinitySpider-ManSpider-Man 2Spider-Man 3The Amazing Spider-ManThe Amazing Spider-Man 2DaredevilElektraThe PunisherPunisher: War ZoneMan-ThingGhost RiderGhost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
FUGGIN BAT DUDE
batman beginsthe dark knightthe dark knight rises
KICK ASS DISNEY MOVIES
 Snow White and the Seven DwarvesFantasiaPinocchio DumboThe Reluctant DragonBambi Saludos Amigos Victory Through Air Power The Three Caballeros Make Mine Music Song of the SouthFun and Fancy FreeMelody TimeThe Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr. ToadCinderella Alice in Wonderland Peter Pan20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Lady and the Tramp Old Yeller Darby O’Gill and the Little People Sleeping Beauty Swiss Family Robinson 101 DalmatiansThe Sword in the Stone 
Mary Poppins That Darn Cat The Jungle BookThe Love Bug The Aristocats Bedknobs and Broomsticks The Million Dollar Duck Robin HoodHerbie Rides Again Pete’s Dragon The Many Adventures of Winnie the PoohThe RescuersThe Fox and the HoundA Disney Christmas Gift The Black CauldronThe Great Mouse Detective Oliver & Company Who Framed Roger Rabbit The Little Mermaid Ducktales The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp The Rescuers Down Under Beauty and the BeastThe Nightmare Before ChristmasAladdin -The Return of Jafar AladdinThe Lion King A Goofy MoviePocahontas Toy StoryAladdin and the King of Thieves James and the Giant Peach The Hunchback of Notre Dame Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted ChristmasHercules Winnie The Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure A Bug’s LifeBelle’s Magical WorldMulanPocahontas II - Journey to a New WorldThe Lion King 2 - Simba’s PrideMickey’s Once Upon A ChristmasTarzan Toy Story 2Winnie The Pooh-Seasons of GivingAn Extremely Goofy Movie Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, The Adventure BeginsDinosaur Fantasia 2000The Emperor’s New GrooveThe Little Mermaid 2-Return to the Sea The Tigger MovieAtlantis The Lost EmpireLady And The Tramp II - Scamp’s AdventureMickey’s Magical Christmas-Snowed In at the House of Mouse Monsters, Inc. Cinderella II - Dreams Come TrueLilo And Stitch Mickey’s House of Mouse - The VillainsReturn to Never LandTarzan & JaneThe Hunchback of Notre Dame IITreasure PlanetWinnie the Pooh-A Very Merry Pooh Year 101 Dalmatians 2 - Patch’s London Adventure Atlantis 2 Milo’s Return Brother Bear Finding Nemo Kim Possible - A Stitch In TimePiglet’s Big Movie Stitch! The Movie The Jungle Book 2 Home On The RangeKim Possible - The Villain Files Mickey Donald Goofy-The Three Musketeers Mickeys Twice Upon a Christmas The Incredibles The Lion King 1-1.5 - Hakuna MatataWinnie the Pooh - Springtime With RooChicken LittleDisney’s Christmas FavouritesKim Possible - So The DramaKronk’s New GrooveLilo and Stitch 2 - Stitch has a Glitch Pooh’s Heffalump Movie Tarzan II Bambi II Brother Bear 2 Cars Leroy & StitchThe Fox and the Hound 2 Cinderella III - A Twist in TimeDisney Princess Enchanted Tales - Follow Your DreamsEnchanted Meet The Robinsons RatatouilleBoltThe Little Mermaid - Ariel’s BeginningTinker Bell Wall-ETinkerbell and the lost treasurePrincess and the FrogUpTangledTinker bell and the Great Fairy RescueToy Story 3Phineas and Ferb: across the 2nd dimensionWinnie the PoohCars 2Mars needs momsFrankenweenieWreck-it RalphBraveTinkerbell Secret of the wingsPlanesMonsters UniversityFrozen
SOME SICK AS PIXAR MOVIES
Toy Story Toy Story 2 Toy Story 3 A Bug’s Life Monsters, Inc.Finding Nemo The Incredibles Cars Cars 2 Ratatouille WALL-EUp Brave 
PIRATES OF THE FRICKING CARIBBEAN
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black PearlPirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s ChestPirates of the Caribbean: At World’s EndPirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
FUCK YEAH HARRY POTTER
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part One Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part Two 
LORD OF THE RINGSSSS
lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ringlord of the rings: the two towerslord of the rings: the return of the king
THE HOBBIT HELL YEA
The hobbit: an unexpected journeythe hobbit: the desolation of smaug
THE FUGGIN’ HUNGER GAMES
the hunger gamesthe hunger games: catching fire
POKEMON IS COOL TOO
SeriesMewtwo Strikes BackThe Power of One - LugiaSpell of the Unknown - EnteiVoice of the Forest - CelebiHeroes - Latios and LatiasWishmaker - JirachiDestiny - DeoxysLucario and the Mystery of MewRanger and the Temple of the SeaRise of DarkraiGiratina and the Sky WarriorArceus and the Jewel of LifeZoroark Master of IllusionsBlack - Victini and ReshiramWhite - Victini and ZekromKyurem vs. The Sword of JusticeGenesect and the Legend Awakened
SOME FUNNY MOVIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LESS CRAP
white chicks21 jump streetfreaky fridaythe hot chickjust go with itpitch perfectthe parent trapshe’s the manmean girlsthe gooniesdue dateyou againeasy adate nightwedding crasherssuperbadbridemaidswithout a paddleJunoWithout A PaddleWhip ItAdventure LandFriends With BenefitsProject XSex DriveMean Girls17 AgainAlice In Wonderland (Remake)This Is The EndWedding CrashersIt’s Kind Of A Funny StoryTropic ThunderRoll ModelsEvan AlmightyThe Breakfast Club
TIM BURTON (bc he’s almost as sick as you lmao)
the nightmare before christmassleepy hollowbig fishalice in wonderlandfrankenweeniebeetlejuiceedward scissorhandscharlie and the chocolate factorydark shadows 
LEONARDO DICAPRIO MOVIES
Critters 3 (1991)This Boy’s Life (1993)What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)The Basketball Diaries (1995)Total Eclipse (1995)Romeo + Juliet (1996)Marvin’s Room (1996)Titanic (1997)The Man In The Iron Mask (1998)The Beach (2000)Gangs Of New York (2002)Catch Me If You Can (2002)The Aviator (2004)The Departed (2006)Blood Diamond (2006)Body Of Lies (2008)Revolutionary Road (2008)Shutter Island (2010)Inception (2010)J. Edgar (2011)Django Unchained (2012)The Great Gatsby (2013)The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
90s MOVIES BC WHY THE FRICK NOT
Lord of the Flies (1990)Cry-baby (1990)Pretty Woman (1990)My Girl (1991)The Addams Family (1991)Poison Ivy (1992)Wayne’s World (1992)The Crush (1993)The Sandlot (1993)Dazed and Confused (1993)Pulp Fiction (1994)Clueless (1995)Empire Records (1995)Kids (1995)Foxfire (1996)The Craft (1996)Space Jam (1996)I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)Chasing Amy (1997)Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)There’s Something About Mary (1998)Jawbreaker (1999)Cruel Intentions (1999)Drive Me Crazy (1999)10 Things I Hate About You (1999)American Pie (1999)The Virgin Suicides (1999)She’s All That (1999)American Beauty (1999)Girl Interrupted (1999)
SCARY MOVIES (ooh spooky)
the purge the grudge the grudge 2 the grudge 3 the lost boys insidious insidious chapter 2 one missed call paranormal activity 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 carrie (1976)carrie (2013)the conjuring Don’t be Afraid of the DarkThe OmenSinisterThe Hole
SHREK?
ShrekShrek 2Shrek the ThirdShrek Forever After
STAR WARSSSS
Episode I: The Phantom MenaceEpisode II: Attack of the ClonesEpisode III: Revenge of the SithEpisode IV: A New HopeEpisode V: The Empire Strikes BackEpisode VI: Return of the Jedi
SOME GR8 ANIME FOR YOU FUCKERS
Attack on TitanBlack ButlerD.Gray-manFree! - Iwatobi Swim ClubFullmetal AlchemistFullmetal Alchemist BrotherhoodFruits BasketNarutoNaruto ShippudenOuran High School Host ClubSoul Eater
MOTHER HECKIN’ TV SHOWS 
The OfficeSuburgatoryPuberty BluesBreaking BadSouth ParkWorkaholicsAdventure TimeSpongebob Squarepants The Big Bang TheoryThe Walking DeadParks and Recreation Freaks And GeeksModern FamilyIt’s Always Sunny In PhiladelphiaAvatar: The Last AirbenderAmerican Horror StorSupernaturalFamily GuyAmerican Dad!Bob’s BurgersFuturama2 Broke GirlsArrested DevelopmentBeavis and ButtheadCommunityDariaDoctor WhoGame Of ThronesHow I Met Your MotheriCarlyJa’mie: Private School GirlJersey ShoreKath and KimKeeping Up With The KardashiansKing Of The HillLizzie McGuireMalcolm In The MiddleRaising HopeRegular Showhannibalsherlock
ENJOY YOU LIL SHITS

br0k3n-dreamland:

LISTEN UP FUCKERS HERE’S A BUTT LOAD OF THINGS TO WATCH WHEN YOU ARE SICK

cold: get tissues, drink lots of water, get some cough lollies, oranges help too, get hot drinks, take a warm shower and have lots of rest :3
vomit sick: gross.. jk jk, try not to eat foods that make you feel sick, keep a bucket by you and drink water :)) also try some medicine :))
google it if you feel a different type of sick bc im not a doctor .-.

FUCKING SICK AS MARVEL MOVIES
The Avengers
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Thor
Thor: The Dark World
Captain America: The First Avenger
Hulk
The Incredible Hulk
Fantastic Four
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
X-Men
X2
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
X-Men: First Class
The Wolverine
Blade
Blade II
Blade: Trinity
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 3
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Daredevil
Elektra
The Punisher
Punisher: War Zone
Man-Thing
Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

FUGGIN BAT DUDE

batman begins
the dark knight
the dark knight rises

KICK ASS DISNEY MOVIES

 Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Fantasia
Pinocchio 
Dumbo
The Reluctant Dragon
Bambi 
Saludos Amigos 
Victory Through Air Power 
The Three Caballeros 
Make Mine Music 
Song of the South
Fun and Fancy Free
Melody Time
The Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
Cinderella 
Alice in Wonderland 
Peter Pan
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 
Lady and the Tramp 
Old Yeller 
Darby O’Gill and the Little People 
Sleeping Beauty 
Swiss Family Robinson 
101 Dalmatians
The Sword in the Stone 

Mary Poppins 
That Darn Cat 
The Jungle Book
The Love Bug 
The Aristocats 
Bedknobs and Broomsticks 
The Million Dollar Duck 
Robin Hood
Herbie Rides Again 
Pete’s Dragon 
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
The Rescuers
The Fox and the Hound
A Disney Christmas Gift 
The Black Cauldron
The Great Mouse Detective 
Oliver & Company 
Who Framed Roger Rabbit 
The Little Mermaid 
Ducktales The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp 
The Rescuers Down Under 
Beauty and the Beast
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Aladdin -The Return of Jafar 
Aladdin
The Lion King 
A Goofy Movie
Pocahontas 
Toy Story
Aladdin and the King of Thieves 
James and the Giant Peach 
The Hunchback of Notre Dame 
Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas
Hercules 
Winnie The Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure 
A Bug’s Life
Belle’s Magical World
Mulan
Pocahontas II - Journey to a New World
The Lion King 2 - Simba’s Pride
Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas
Tarzan 
Toy Story 2
Winnie The Pooh-Seasons of Giving
An Extremely Goofy Movie 
Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, The Adventure Begins
Dinosaur 
Fantasia 2000
The Emperor’s New Groove
The Little Mermaid 2-Return to the Sea 
The Tigger Movie
Atlantis The Lost Empire
Lady And The Tramp II - Scamp’s Adventure
Mickey’s Magical Christmas-Snowed In at the House of Mouse 
Monsters, Inc. 
Cinderella II - Dreams Come True
Lilo And Stitch 
Mickey’s House of Mouse - The Villains
Return to Never Land
Tarzan & Jane
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
Treasure Planet
Winnie the Pooh-A Very Merry Pooh Year 
101 Dalmatians 2 - Patch’s London Adventure 
Atlantis 2 Milo’s Return 
Brother Bear 
Finding Nemo 
Kim Possible - A Stitch In Time
Piglet’s Big Movie 
Stitch! The Movie 
The Jungle Book 2 
Home On The Range
Kim Possible - The Villain Files 
Mickey Donald Goofy-The Three Musketeers 
Mickeys Twice Upon a Christmas 
The Incredibles 
The Lion King 1-1.5 - Hakuna Matata
Winnie the Pooh - Springtime With Roo
Chicken Little
Disney’s Christmas Favourites
Kim Possible - So The Drama
Kronk’s New Groove
Lilo and Stitch 2 - Stitch has a Glitch 
Pooh’s Heffalump Movie 
Tarzan II 
Bambi II 
Brother Bear 2 
Cars 
Leroy & Stitch
The Fox and the Hound 2 
Cinderella III - A Twist in Time
Disney Princess Enchanted Tales - Follow Your Dreams
Enchanted 
Meet The Robinsons 
Ratatouille
Bolt
The Little Mermaid - Ariel’s Beginning
Tinker Bell 
Wall-E
Tinkerbell and the lost treasure
Princess and the Frog
Up
Tangled
Tinker bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Toy Story 3
Phineas and Ferb: across the 2nd dimension
Winnie the Pooh
Cars 2
Mars needs moms
Frankenweenie
Wreck-it Ralph
Brave
Tinkerbell Secret of the wings
Planes
Monsters University
Frozen

SOME SICK AS PIXAR MOVIES

Toy Story 
Toy Story 2 
Toy Story 3 
A Bug’s Life 
Monsters, Inc.
Finding Nemo 
The Incredibles 
Cars 
Cars 2 
Ratatouille 
WALL-E
Up 
Brave 

PIRATES OF THE FRICKING CARIBBEAN

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black PearlPirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

FUCK YEAH HARRY POTTER

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone 
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part One 
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part Two 

LORD OF THE RINGSSSS

lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring
lord of the rings: the two towers
lord of the rings: the return of the king

THE HOBBIT HELL YEA

The hobbit: an unexpected journey
the hobbit: the desolation of smaug

THE FUGGIN’ HUNGER GAMES

the hunger games
the hunger games: catching fire

POKEMON IS COOL TOO

Series
Mewtwo Strikes Back
The Power of One - Lugia
Spell of the Unknown - Entei
Voice of the Forest - Celebi
Heroes - Latios and Latias
Wishmaker - Jirachi
Destiny - Deoxys
Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
Ranger and the Temple of the Sea
Rise of Darkrai
Giratina and the Sky Warrior
Arceus and the Jewel of Life
Zoroark Master of Illusions
Black - Victini and Reshiram
White - Victini and Zekrom
Kyurem vs. The Sword of Justice
Genesect and the Legend Awakened

SOME FUNNY MOVIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LESS CRAP

white chicks
21 jump street
freaky friday
the hot chick
just go with it
pitch perfect
the parent trap
she’s the man
mean girls
the goonies
due date
you again
easy a
date night
wedding crashers
superbad
bridemaids
without a paddle
Juno
Without A Paddle
Whip It
Adventure Land
Friends With Benefits
Project X
Sex Drive
Mean Girls
17 Again
Alice In Wonderland (Remake)
This Is The End
Wedding Crashers
It’s Kind Of A Funny Story
Tropic Thunder
Roll Models
Evan Almighty
The Breakfast Club

TIM BURTON (bc he’s almost as sick as you lmao)

the nightmare before christmas
sleepy hollow
big fish
alice in wonderland
frankenweenie
beetlejuice
edward scissorhands
charlie and the chocolate factory
dark shadows 

LEONARDO DICAPRIO MOVIES

Critters 3 (1991)
This Boy’s Life (1993)
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
The Basketball Diaries (1995)
Total Eclipse (1995)
Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Marvin’s Room (1996)
Titanic (1997)
The Man In The Iron Mask (1998)
The Beach (2000)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
The Aviator (2004)
The Departed (2006)
Blood Diamond (2006)
Body Of Lies (2008)
Revolutionary Road (2008)
Shutter Island (2010)
Inception (2010)
J. Edgar (2011)
Django Unchained (2012)
The Great Gatsby (2013)
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

90s MOVIES BC WHY THE FRICK NOT

Lord of the Flies (1990)
Cry-baby (1990)
Pretty Woman (1990)
My Girl (1991)
The Addams Family (1991)
Poison Ivy (1992)
Wayne’s World (1992)
The Crush (1993)
The Sandlot (1993)
Dazed and Confused (1993)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Clueless (1995)
Empire Records (1995)
Kids (1995)
Foxfire (1996)
The Craft (1996)
Space Jam (1996)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)
There’s Something About Mary (1998)
Jawbreaker (1999)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Drive Me Crazy (1999)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
American Pie (1999)
The Virgin Suicides (1999)
She’s All That (1999)
American Beauty (1999)
Girl Interrupted (1999)

SCARY MOVIES (ooh spooky)

the purge 
the grudge 
the grudge 2 
the grudge 3 
the lost boys 
insidious 
insidious chapter 2 
one missed call 
paranormal activity 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 
carrie (1976)
carrie (2013)
the conjuring 
Don’t be Afraid of the Dark
The Omen
Sinister
The Hole

SHREK?

Shrek
Shrek 2
Shrek the Third
Shrek Forever After

STAR WARSSSS

Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Episode IV: A New Hope
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

SOME GR8 ANIME FOR YOU FUCKERS

Attack on Titan
Black Butler
D.Gray-man
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club
Fullmetal Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Fruits Basket
Naruto
Naruto Shippuden
Ouran High School Host Club
Soul Eater

MOTHER HECKIN’ TV SHOWS 

The Office
Suburgatory
Puberty Blues
Breaking Bad
South Park
Workaholics
Adventure Time
Spongebob Squarepants 
The Big Bang Theory
The Walking Dead
Parks and Recreation 
Freaks And Geeks
Modern Family
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Avatar: The Last Airbender
American Horror Stor
Supernatural
Family Guy
American Dad!
Bob’s Burgers
Futurama
2 Broke Girls
Arrested Development
Beavis and Butthead
Community
Daria
Doctor Who
Game Of Thrones
How I Met Your Mother
iCarly
Ja’mie: Private School Girl
Jersey Shore
Kath and Kim
Keeping Up With The Kardashians
King Of The Hill
Lizzie McGuire
Malcolm In The Middle
Raising Hope
Regular Show
hannibal
sherlock

ENJOY YOU LIL SHITS

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tooraloora:

cas-took-the-phonebox:

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

rips apart your skeleton 


I don’t think cleverbot appreciated my advances.
EDIT: IT GOT WORSE/BETTER

tooraloora:

cas-took-the-phonebox:

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

rips apart your skeleton

image

I don’t think cleverbot appreciated my advances.

EDIT: IT GOT WORSE/BETTER

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chujo-hime:

people seem to be missing something very important here.

There is a difference between white-looking characters who are canonically given a specific ethnicity and/or European point of origin - i.e. Steve Rogers, who is the son of Irish immigrants; Kitty Pryde and Ben Grimm, who…

OK to make a font out of your own writing

221bbakerstreetissherlocked:

commanderderp:

missingsun:

suikka:

sluggyslime:

pelicaneggs:

go here

http://www.myscriptfont.com/

instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to scan it or anything

so fill that out by pasting it in any art program and whatnot

then save it and upload it to that site

and itll give you an option to download it

so do that and then install it BAM

neat
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Anonymous said: do you have any masterposts where one can watch musicals? or just links or anything really

itsgoodtoseemeisntit:

panemwillfall:

yes i do omg hold on let me find it

I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING THIS WEEKEND